Review: General Mills' Blasted Shreds

This blog examines the significant news, trends and cultural impacts of cereal, so we rarely do actual reviews of the hundreds of brands and varieties out there. Nevertheless, every once in awhile a new cereal shows up that stands out from the predictable offerings in the grocery aisle, and worthy of an official taste test. General Mills' new Blasted Shreds fit this bill.

We became aware of new Blasted Shreds (or simply "Shreds") last fall, when reports started coming out about several new cereals to be introduced by General Mills in 2018 (including Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes). On the surface, this appears to be just another whole wheat mini-biscuit, of which there are several on the market, such as Post Shredded Wheat, and Kellogg's Mini-Wheats. But, Shreds takes shredded wheat to a whole new level. These are highly flavored and sweetened, promising the best of taste and whole grain goodness. And, showing they're serious about this new brand, General Mills launched the brand with two powreful varieties: Peanut Butter Chocolate, and a co-branded Cinnamon Toast Crunch one. For this review, both will be examined together.



We start with taste, and these cereals are rich in flavor. That is their selling point, incorporating familiar tastes that consumers will quickly gravitate toward. I concur. These were delightful. The naturally-flavored Peanut Butter Chocolate was perhaps a little too sweet on first bite, but once soaking in milk it all came together well. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch edition was OK, but not quite as good as original CTC. Somehow, with shredded wheat in the mix the popular cereal taste did not fully deliver, but nonetheless worth eating.

Shred's texture is almost perfect. The small biscuits are easy to eat, even without milk. The well-blended flavorings prevent them from coming across as straw, as is common with shredded wheat. Add milk, and even after 5 or 10 minutes, these cereals hold up well and perform as one would expect and desire.

There is more to cereal than when it is in your mouth. As an important part of food culture, the intangibles influence appeal as much as taste and texture. Again, Shred's deliver. General Mills was not interested in producing just another typical cereal brand, but was instead intentional to get people's attention. The box design presents a bold image of energy and taste, and the flavor choices themselves indicate a new cereal of great interest. And, for what it's worth, the experience of picking up a box is itself significant. This is a highly dense cereal, and a full box (of average size) has great heft, weighing almost one and a half pounds.

General Mills is quick to emphasize that "Whole Grain is the 1st Ingredient." As a shredded wheat cereal, Shreds should be very wholesome, and for the most part, they are. Each 55g serving contains 7g of fiber and 6g of protein. The great taste, however, comes at a cost. The sugar content (22-23%) is slightly above ideal (20% maximum), and the addition of oils make the fat content (4.5-5g) much higher than is typical in most cereals. Broadly speaking, Shreds are nutritionally far superior to many cereals available today; but don't be fooled, this is not health food brand.

Ultimately, reviewing Shreds was not disappointing. This is one of the most innovative developments from one of the big cereal manufacturers in quite some time. They should be a hit, and the prospects are good for this brand to expand to other flavors as well. So, if you haven't already, you should try them! They are not perfect, but all things considered, deserve a complete collection of Breakfast Bowl points!

The new world of cereal mashups

One of the big stories right now in the cereal world, first reported back in November, is General Mills' introduction of Frosted Flakes Lucky Charms in the past few weeks. This new product has captured the imagination of many cereal lovers, bringing together two of the most loved tastes.

On the surface, this appears to be a major win for General Mills, hitting their rival Kellogg right in the jugular, going after big K's GRRREAT brand. Fortunately, for imitators, Frosted Flakes is not a registered trademark, but General Mills did not stop with just the name - they also tried to copy the feel of Tony's cereal by going with a blue-themed box and an all caps, white typeface.

But, despite the marketing coup, is this cereal really that special? It's just Frosted Flakes with marshmallows, or Lucky Charms with flakes, depending on how you look at it. Apart from the intrigue of this combination, it is unlikely that it will persist. Even most of the reviews I've seen have been far from enthusiastic for the taste.

What is really significant here is the way that this mashup represents a new level in the battle among cereal companies and for the wallets of consumers. This is no ordinary new variation, but the leverage of two hot brands to create a new super product. This may be a way for cereal companies to generate new interest in cereal, tapping into existing emotions and creating creative recipes based on familiar tastes. Many people mix their own cereals anyway - now it could be done for them!

What mashups would you like to see?